College Football - So Who Are the Current Worst Players in Division 1-A Football in the Nation?

There is some good news for the 10 worst Sagarin-ranked Division 1-A squads in the nation-they are not the worst squad in the nation.

When we present the question, "So who are the current worst participants in Division I-A football game in the nation?", Army (ranked 190th among 119 Division 1-A teams), Gem State (180th), Eastern Wolverine State (171st), North Lone-Star State (152nd), Southern Methodist (148th), Kent State (145th), Alabama-Birmingham (140th), Louisiana-Monroe (138th) and American Capital State (136th) can all take a breath a suspiration of relief. The limelight will not be on them.

There are actually 31 other squads (too numerous and irrelevant to advert here) ranked less than the current worst squad in 1-A football.

The worst squad after college football's 5th hebdomad is ranked 90th by Sagarin, and is none other than the University of American Capital Huskies.

This is not an idle appellation or light-minded comment, the American Capital Huskies have got earned this doubtful differentiation based on their non-performance on the field of battle.

Among other considerations that measure up American Capital as currently the worst 1-A squad in the state are these irrefutable facts:

1) American Capital is the lone winless Bowl Championship Series squad in the country.

2) American Capital is the lone winless squad from a major conference, and is only 1 of 3 winless squads among the 119 schools in the NCAA's Bowl Subdivision (called Division 1-A by normal people left over from earlier generations). North Lone-Star State (0-4) and Army (0-4), both mentioned earlier, are the other winless teams.

3) American Capital have zero (zip, nada) signal caller pokes this season, and ranks last among 119 squads in signal caller pokes nationally. Apparently the Eskimo Dog guardians make not cognize who to undertake when, or are not able to progress far adequate on defence to acquire the occupation done.

4) Washington's defence ranks dead last in undertakes for loss. They have got 13 in Five games and every other squad have more.

5) American Capital ranks 118th among 119 squads in entire defence (yards given up).

6) American Capital ranks 114th among 119 squads in scoring defense.

7) American Capital ranks 116th among 119 squads in rushing defense.

8) American Capital ranks 119th among 119 squads in base on balls efficiency defense.

9) Stanford, the Huskies last opposition and last place game opponent, came in averaging 272 paces of discourtesy and walked out of Eskimo Dog Stadium with a 35-28 win and 466 paces of offense.

The new Eskimo Dog defensive attitude attitude coordinator this twelvemonth is Erectile Dysfunction Donatell, a former successful defensive coordinator for the Green Bay Packers and Capital Of Georgia Falcons in the NFL. This should give you some thought of the current deficiency of defensive endowment at the University of Washington. Last twelvemonth Washington's defensive secondary could not cover my grandmother. Apparently this year's version of a secondary is even less capable.

Jake Locker, Washington' top offense threat, broke the first metacarpal bone of the right pollex on his throwing hand, so modesty redshirt fresher signal caller Ronnie Fouch will take over. Fouch's stands-in will be walk-on redshirt fresher Deems Taylor Bean and true fresher Martin Luther Leonard. If American Capital had no bad news, they would have got got no news at all.

On the bright side, the American Capital Huskies have played the toughest agenda among all 245 Division 1-A and 1-AA schools, according to the Sagarin's ratings. Some initiates thought that if Huskies did not beat out Leland Stanford when they had the chance, they might not acquire a win all year. They just might be right.

It looks like it is going to take some serious growth up and playing up for the Huskies to make anything except diddly-squat.

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